The Pirates of the Singing Gull

Gather ye old scallywags, for I have a tale to tell

You might just keep your swag, but only if you listen well!

There beyond the dunes, and just beyond the broken hull

''There's be the telltale signs of the Pirates of the Singing Gull!



Some say they be acrobats who lost their circus tent

Now they make all who pass feel the grief they underwent

The jump around the sails and dive between the masts

And the amazement you feel will be your final to last!



Now don't yer walk and don't yer sail and don't even try to scull

For you might pass the Pirates of the bloody Singing Gull

They look you up and chase you down if you ever try to flee

For there be pirates in the depths of the Coarse Sea!



Some say they are assassins sailing from the east

To slay every foul monster and every other beast

Other says that's bollocks, me I know what I saw

There used to a monster here, but it was quartered and drawn



Now don't yer walk and don't yer sail and don't even try to scull

For you might pass the Pirates of the bloody Singing Gull

They look you up and chase you down if you ever try to flee

For there be pirates in the depths of the Coarse Sea!



''Bloodaxe the pirate king. Mightiest of them all''

It was by these pirates that he finally met his fall

They parried his blows with such grace and finesse

''Now you can see him over there! That poor king drinking in shame to repress''



Now don't yer walk and don't yer sail and don't even try to scull

For you might pass the Pirates of the bloody Singing Gull

They look you up and chase you down if you ever try to flee

For there be pirates in the depths of the Coarse Sea!



Captain Scale, the dragonborn, he met the Singing Gull

He was sailing the winds in search of a dragonskull

They made his sorry hide walk to the circling fin below

And now the poor captain is known as Mister No



Now don't yer walk and don't yer sail

And don't even try to scull

For you might pass the Pirates of the bloody Singing Gull

They look you up and chase you down if you ever try to flee

For be beware there be pirates there!

''Where? In the sands of nowhere!''

So swallow your mull and listen to me!

For there be pirates in depth of the sandy Sea!